hip-hop-lifestyle:

when the teacher ask u a question cuz she think u werent listening but you get it right

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nippled:

I use this innovative flirting method called “admire from a safe distance”

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spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

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derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

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unamusedpixie:

I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.  

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